|—||Marcus Aurelius (via wesleepwedream)|
*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
El Clasico isn’t only a great match it’s also commentator’s struggle between Xavi and Xabi
Juan Mata singing Macarena
i would never get over this
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
|—||Abdulbary Yahya (via farishtah)|